- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

butt sex

you lose.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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