What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

thumb_up thumb_down

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

thumb_up thumb_down

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down

Cheese stick

thumb_up thumb_down

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

thumb_up thumb_down

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

thumb_up thumb_down

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I love pissing people off :P

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops