What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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