Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Samraj.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

OIO

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Justin Bieber.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

This is not a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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