Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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WEED!

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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U mad?

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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