- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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