a man said hi.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Kim Kardashian got a job.

nipple

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Wats rong with yo leg.....

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