What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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