how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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My parents died!

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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