- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Samraj.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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