- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

whats yellow? lots of things.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

women's rights.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Religion.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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