- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Trashcan!

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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