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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Dylan is a person

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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