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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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