Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Facebook How i met my mother

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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