- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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