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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I am a nigger.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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