knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

whats yellow? lots of things.

24

women's rights.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The WNBA

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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