Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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