- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

PSN IS UP

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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