Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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The Game

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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nba live 13

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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