Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Fiats

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What's funnier than 68 69

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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