What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Fiats

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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