When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

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