Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Why did it die Nothing died

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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