- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Darude- Sandstorm

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the man die? He got shot!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

There was an american man on the way to work.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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