In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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