- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Samraj.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

lybia

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Knock knock! Ding dong.

A white person at Harvard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Brad Fuller!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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