once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Psychics.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

i like turtals and kids

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

These Jokes suck.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Anti Joke

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