- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

donald................duck for president

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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