- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Michael Castillo is gay

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

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