What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Your biggest fan.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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