- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

0 + 0 = 0

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

whats long and green? weed

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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