Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

An English man walks into a pub.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock Knock Not Yet

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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