knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Spinabifita

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Compton

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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TIMMAH!

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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