How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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