Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

elen degeneres is straight....

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

The Christian Bible.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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