Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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