A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Potassium? K.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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