- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

more chocolate?

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

refridgrator

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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