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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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