Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Grammer is very important

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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