If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your Mom.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Your mom is fat

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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My Nan, that is all.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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to get to the other side.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Anti Joke

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