Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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