- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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