What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Religion.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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TIMMAH!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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