Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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