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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

At least I dont have AIDS.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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