Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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