What'sucks and white Jackson

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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