Basically copying you.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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refridgrator

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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