Dylan is gay

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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gay porn...

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Cool Brian

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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out of your comfort zone

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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gay marriage.

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