- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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