Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

HEY YOU!!!!

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

do you want to hear a joke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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