A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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