A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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2 Penises

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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