What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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thumbs up!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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