What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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There's my tractor.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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whats 69+2? 71

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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DESERT

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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