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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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