- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Penis

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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