Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Kathy Griffin.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Women's sports.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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girls lacrosse

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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