What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Bloody kids ...

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Flop dog

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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