- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Jacob Edwards has friends

im a dragon, no im not

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

I just can't stand sitting down!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

The BCS

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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