- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??