knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Potassium? K.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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