What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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