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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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