- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Your Mom.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

to get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Bloody kids ...

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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