Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Fox News.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

LOL May Wong

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

The Braves win the N.L. east

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Your mom is fat

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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