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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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