a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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