- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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